HOST CD1

Crocketts.net release info:
The first single released from 'The Great Brain Robbery' album was met with a lot of accolades and -thank god- more radio airplay than any other Crocketts release before it. 'Fast Show' presenter Mark Williams and actor/director Ralph Brown (Withnail and I and Star Wars: The Phantom Menace) produced and directed the music video, and the single release was ushered in with a special party for the fans that concluded the Crox's 4 week residency at London's Kashmir Klub. This was followed with the now-legendary Album Launch Party Weekender for 'The Great Brain Robbery': the Crocketts took 2 coach loads of fans, friends, and Dan's unexpecting family for a mellow lost weekend in Amsterdam. The Crocketts even played a gig on the ferry ride over. (Not that anyone who went remembers a damn thing about the trip...um, except maybe Dan's parents who are probably wishing they could forget some of the more 'questionable' events they witnessed.)

CD Tracklisting:
HOST
YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING
BEAST WITH TWO BACKS (KFC REMIX)


Host Front Cover

Host Rear Cover

Host CD

HOST

Good evening I am your host,
you are the lucky one I chose.
I have seen blood many times before...
Good evening I am your host.

See the little girl in the parking lot,
sits down by my side.
She ruins my life and then she
smiles as she sings

When we were young
you were the one.
Now we are old
you're out of control.

Good evening I am your host,
just stick your coppers in the float.
I'll whisper words of caustic cabaret
and then I'll take your heart away.

See the little girl in the parking lot,
sits down by my side.
She ruins my life and then she
smiles as she sings

When we were young
you were the one.
Now we are old
you're out of control.

When we were young
you were the one.
Now we are old
you're out of control.

See the little girl in the parking lot
she sits down by my side.
Ruins my life and then she
smiles as she sings

When we were young
you were the one.
Now we are old
you're out of control.

When we were young
you were the one.
Now we are old
you're out of control.

Looser...

Ahhhhh looser...

See the little girl in the parking lot,
sits down by my side.
She ruins my life and then she
smiles as she sings.


YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING

We get together on sunny afternoons,
we go up on the hill and make ourselves fools.
We get off of our heads, we get in the car
and drive down the boulevard with Mozart playing on...

The radio can't drown out all the substance within,
there's a need for a while except confusion can bring
and the danger, the danger, it's devastating,
cos there's a bomb in my brain and it's ticking.

You don't know...
You don't know nothing
You don't know...
You don't know nothing

Several hours later, and jelly and ice cream
and the world and it's worries wash over my head.
I can't remember my name, I'm unable to speak
I just lie back on the couch and try not to think about...

Villans and vampires that vanish all the good from my brain,
it's ok for a while but then I've gotta say
the danger, the danger, it's devastating,
cos there's a bomb in my brain and it's ticking.

You don't know...
You don't know nothing
You don't know...
You don't know nothing

There was words in my head then my head went dead,
then my head went dead.
I had people to meet and money to spend,
then my head went...

Dead as a dodo and desperate as hell
to return to the glory of my former self.
I loose my somber mood and my attitude,
when I am like this I'm as guilty and cruel as the...

Villains and vampires that vanish all the good from my brain,
it's ok for a while but then I've gotta say
the danger, the danger, it's devastating,
cos there's a bomb in my brain and it's ticking.

You don't know...
You don't know nothing
You don't know...
You don't know nothing

You don't know...
You don't know nothing
You don't know...
You don't know nothing


BEAST WITH TWO BACKS (KFC REMIX)

Young love cemented,
kids say couldn't help it.
Folks are offended,
young love cemented
by the beast with two backs,
the beast with two backs,
the beast with two backs,
the beast with two backs.

We're gonna fly away to our island in the sun,
go to the shops and never come home.
Beast with two backs is on the run,
life has just begun.
Life has just begun.

Young love cemented,
disappear without trace.
Folks are devastated,
young love cemented
by the beast with two backs,
the beast with two backs,
the beast with two backs,
the beast with two backs.

We're gonna fly away to our island in the sun,
go to the shops and never come home.
Beast with two backs is on the run,
life has just begun.
Life has just begun.

First blood for the young Casanova,
first blood for the young Casanova,
first blood for the young Casanova,
first blood for the young Casanovas...

They're the beast with two backs,
the beast with two backs,
the beast with two backs,
the beast with two backs.
They're the beast with two backs,
the beast with two backs,
the beast with two backs,
the beast with two backs.

We're gonna fly away to our island in the sun,
go to the shops and never come home.
Beast with two backs is on the run,
life has just begun.
Life has just begun.
The beast with two backs is having fun,
Life has just begun.


All Lyrics (p) & 2000 BLUE DOG RECORDS LTD/V2 MUSIC LTD.

All lyrics interpreted and writen by Adam Perry and Christopher Friend.
As they were worked out by ear they may be wrong in places.