1939 RETURNING/CHICKEN VS. MACHO CD1

The special solo acoustic song by Davey called Three In A Bed can only be found on the 7" vinyl version of the 1939 single.
Crocketts.net release info:
Davey's sister Annie provides some lovely backing vox for '1939 Returning'.

CD Tracklisting:
1939 RETURNING (AUG 2000 RECORDING)
CHICKEN VS. MACHO (FEATURING MARY HOPKIN)
HAPPY AS A BASTARD
Vinyl Tracklisting:
1939 RETURNING (AUG 2000 RECORDING)
THREE IN A BED


1939 Front Cover

1939 Rear Cover

1939 CD

1939 RETURNING (AUG 2000 RECORDING)

We are not learning
1939 returning

Well I was wondering
Do as I choose
Or follow the ancient
chip off the block
Well I was thinking
I'll wear a rose
and in the morning
I'll be your dog

President of presidents the killer's here to take your life

We are not learning
1939 returning
We are not learning
1939 returning

If bricks were circular
The wind would come in
And we would all freeze
but I would be laughing
Humans or animals
we do as we please
Control is the currency
the vultures disease

President of presidents the killer's here to take your life

We are not learning
1939 returning
We are not learning
1939 returning

Naked, naked, naked, naked,
naked, naked, naked, naked

Naked solo renegade
The bodies of other animals will be my grave
No words, conscience, clothes or name
flesh in the natural chain

We are not learning
1939 returning
We are not learning
1939 returning


CHICKEN VS. MACHO (FEATURING MARY HOPKIN)

Got myself black and blue banging my head off a brick wall
And what'm I gonna do, throw in the towel and crawl
Well flaming hot blood is just an excuse for a war
Got myself black and blue but I'm still desperate for more

No aggro, no aggro, no aggro

I'd rather be chicken than macho
I'd rather be oblivious than know how

Got myself black and blue dragging my fists from cheek to cheek
I'm a hostile creep, harmonies not up my street
Flaming hot blood is just an excuse for a war
Got myself black and blue but i'm still desperate for more

No aggro, no aggro, no aggro

I'd rather be chicken than macho
I'd rather be oblivious than know how
Than know how

No aggro, no aggro, no aggro

I'd rather be chicken than macho
I'd rather be oblivious than know how
I'd rather be chicken than macho
I'd rather be oblvious than know how
Than know how
Than know how
Than know how
Than know how


HAPPY AS A BASTARD

I am the killer
The chosen one
I wear the suit
I dropped a gun
I am your liver
I am your lung
I bring this message
Have some fun

Every time I take some dirty drugs
Every time I make some dirty love
I'm happy as a bastard on fathers day
So glad to be your hot and sweaty sex slave
Happy as a bastard on fathers day
So glad to be your hot and sweaty sex slave

I am the womb
Singin' a (?)
A fallen empire
The empty chair
I am the truth
The dinamite
I bring this message
Fuck all night

Everytime I take some dirty drugs
Every time I make some dirty love
I'm happy as a bastard on fathers day
So glad to be your hot and sweaty sex slave
Happy as a bastard on fathers day
So glad to be your hot and sweaty sex slave

I see my world
Through a swirling mist
I'm always wankered
I'm always pissed
I am your liver
I am your lung
I bring this message
Have some fun

Everytime I take some dirty drugs
Everytime I make some dirty love
I'm happy as a bastard on fathers day
So glad to be your hot and sweaty sex slave
Happy as a bastard on fathers day
So glad to be your hot and sweaty sex slave

Happy as a bastard on fathers day
Happy as the turkey on Christmas day
As big as Gary Glitter on Playaway
Happy as a bastard on fathers day

Fuck you


THREE IN A BED

There was two in the bed, and Tony Blair said
Suck on this Mr Hague, suck on this Mr Hague

There was two in the bed, and the Queen said
Wrong hole Charles, wrong hole Charles

There was three in the bed and Bill Clinton said
One testicle for you Chelsea, one testicle for you Hillary

There was one in the bed and Jesus said
Another night out and I just couldn't pull
Luckily the stable was full
I performed the miracle with a sheep
Turned it into Meryl Streep
Shoulda heard the woman bleet
Maaa harder Jesus
Baaa harder Jesus
Baaa harder Jesus
Fuck my wrinkly
Baaa starfish harder
Maaa maaa baaa Jesus
Maaaaaaaaaa

All lyrics (p) & 2000 BLUE DOG RECORDS/V2 MUSIC LTD.

All lyrics interpreted by Jon Birch and Christopher Friend.
As they were worked out by ear they may be wrong in places.