ON SOMETHING CD1

Crocketts.net release info:
Originally, the wildly popular Crocketts cover of the Dirty Dancing theme 'Time of My Life' was slated to be a b-side on this release. But the original writers of the song failed to see Davey's humor when he changed one of the verses to 'When I saw her big baloomers / I just wanted my weiner in between them...'. Some people are just no stinking fun, are they? In any case, the live BBC Evening Session version of 'Ella Luciano' is quite lovely.

CD Tracklisting:
ON SOMETHING (BBC LIVE)
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (ACOUSTIC)
ELLA LUCIANO (BBC LIVE)


OS Front Cover

OS Rear Cover

OS CD

ON SOMETHING (BBC LIVE)

Only one of us lucky enough
to be collapsed in the corner looking down from up above.
Just the kid with the juttering jaw
and the billion million stunners that he swore that he saw.
Just the one of us crazy enough
to rejoice in having the blunt blade of a lacerating lawnmower
ruthlessly rotate inside his jelly and ice-cream head.
He must be, he's gotta be,
he must be, he's gotta be,
he must be, he's gotta be,
must be, he's gotta be...

On something.
On something.
On something.
He must be, he's gotta be
On something.
On something.
On something.
He must be, he's gotta be...

Only one of us loves the black night,
keeps his curtains shut throughout the stupid daylight.
Just the kid with the long end of the stick
impersonating Popeye for the whole worlds benefit.

Just the one of us crazy enough
to rejoice in having the blunt blade of a lacerating lawnmower
ruthlessly rotate inside his jelly and ice-cream head.
He must be, he's gotta be,
he must be, he's gotta be,
he must be, he's gotta be,
he must be, he's gotta be...

On something.
On something.
On something.
He must be, he's gotta be
On something.
On something.
On something.
He must be, he's gotta be...

Only one of us on something.
Only one of us on something.
Only one of us on something.
Only one of us on something.

He must be, he's gotta be,
he must be, he's gotta be,
he must be, he's gotta be
on something.

He must be, he's gotta be,
he must be, he's gotta be,
he must be, he's gotta be
on something.


BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (ACOUSTIC)

Took her out on a Saturday,
we went down to the flix
but she kept getting smart with me
coz I laughed at all the soppy bits.
I wanted to give her a good time,
get her locked in the city
but I puked up over her pretty face
and then she wouldn't kiss me.

I want my tongue between your teeth
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I want to trespass on your heath
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I am the Beauty and the Beast
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I'm a monstrosity.

Said she wanted chocolates,
diamonds and romance.
Said she wanted Paris
but I refused to go to France.
Now I'm just a monstrosity
who dribbles in his sleep,
I hang out on the back streets
with all the other dead beats.

I want my tongue between your teeth
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I want to trespass on your heath
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I am the Beauty and the Beast
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I'm a monstrosity.

I want my tongue between your teeth
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I want to trespass on your heath
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I am the Beauty and the Beast
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I'm a monstrosity.


ELLA LUCIANO (BBC LIVE)

I have a problem with this,
you love a lady, love her kiss.
You're just a halfwit, you say things which are not half funny.
She doesn't belong to someone who doesn't have money.

Ella la la la...
Ella la la la...

Ella Luciana lives,
she lives,
I see her everyday.
She always hurts my heart,
my heart,
my heart...

I know her mother and brother and father aswell.
If i dont get her i'll kill her and go up to hell.
You're a leaching outsider who thinks that he's got half a chance,
your flowers and phone calls and folly don't justify romance.

Ella la la la...
Ella la la la...

Ella Luciana lives,
she lives,
I see her everyday.
She always hurts my heart,
my heart,
my heart oh...

Grave, grave suffer me,
I am your slave, slave, slave.
You're not just a prosession
if I can't have you.
I watch my sanity
slowy, slowly go.
Soon will be the death
of Ella Luciano.

Ella Luciana lives,
she lives,
I see her everyday.
She always hurts my heart,
my heart,
my heart oh...

All Lyrics (p) & 2000 BLUE DOG RECORDS LTD/V2 MUSIC LTD.

Lyrics interpreted and writen by Adam Perry and Christopher Friend.
As they were worked out by ear they may be wrong in places.