Dozy Bozone Promo Album

The promo that may well have struck The Crocketts their deal with Bluedog Records.

Tracklisting:
Cash Kitty
Loved Ya Once
Mrs. Donnelly
Will You Still Care?
Stationery


Cash Kitty

We went all around the city
tried to empty my cash kitty
singing isn't it a pitty
you never loved me
just my car

If I was bigger,
better,
taller,
smaller than I used to be
then maybe hopefully,
supposedly, possibly,
just maybe you'll love me.

I fill you full of pink champagne
you still don't know my second name
I lavish you with Caviar
stick you fingers in the
jar

If I was bigger,
better,
taller,
smaller than I used to be
then maybe hopefully,
supposedly, possibly,
just maybe you'll love me.

We went all around the city
tried to empty my cash kitty
singing isn't it a pitty
you never loved me
just my car

If I was bigger,
better,
taller,
smaller than I used to be
then maybe hopefully,
supposedly, possibly,
just maybe you'll love me.
Just maybe you'll love me.


Loved Ya Once

I support your love like a ball and chain
drive my life in the slowest lane
But the lights have turned to green now.
I look at you and I see your tears
And I step into a higher gear
I'm gonna slam my foot down.

'Cos I loved you once
but I don't know when
it was a big mistake
won't happen again.
I kissed the good
and I screwed the bad
but I'm mighty ugly
and I wish to God that I never ever had.

When I first plucked you from your cot
and you acted sweet and smiled a lot
things were just ok
but now you're old and you're going grey
and you're getting fatter with each new day
I can't stand to be near you.

'Cos I loved you once
but I don't know when
it was a big mistake
won't happen again.
And I kissed the good
and I screwed the bad
but I'm mighty ugly
and I wish to God I never ever had.

This band of gold on my left hand
is the symbol of a broken man
it tells of a tragic life.
Even now I curse the day
I was stupid enough to say
I want you for my wife.

'Cos I loved you once
but I don't know when
it was a big mistake
it won't happen again.
And I kissed the good
and I screwed the bad
but I'm mighty ugly
and I wish to God I never ever had.


Mrs. Donnelly

Mrs Donnelly has seven children
out in the backyard
she beats them three times a day
lets them in if it rains
their faces are white
and their knees cut up on the concrete
she smokes cigarettes all day
then
she says

you know that I once was
young and pretty
I used to go down town
and dance on saturday nights but
now I've lost my dignity and grace
now I'm just a wife
who sings
ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-bam-bam
bam-bam-ba-bam-ba-da-ba-bam
ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-bam-bam
bam-bam-bam-ba-ba-da-ba-da-bam

Sometimes when she's sweeping the floor
she thinks the brush is a microphone
she dances marrilyn style
around the kitchen
she goes upstairs gets into an old dress that don't fit
she stands infront of the mirror
then
she says

you know that I once was
young and pretty
I used to go down town
and dance on saturday nights but
now I've lost my dignity and grace
now I'm just a wife
who sings
ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-bam-bam
bam-bam-ba-bam-ba-da-ba-bam
ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-bam-bam
bam-bam-bam-ba-ba-da-bam-da-bam


Will You Still Care?

Will you still care for me
when I lie dead and crumpled at the
bottom of your
ten storey, high rise flats.
I can be your rubber man
you can scoop me up and put me in a can
and bury me underneath a stone
A stone that says that I am only 19 years old.
Will you still care for me?
No, no, no, no,
I don't fucking think so, I don't fucking think so,
you're just gonna let it go
you say there is no specific story line.

I am just a figure on a stone mountain
I think I'd like to jump and float into the sky
By and by I will reach the bottom
I will be dead and crumpled underneath your
ten storey, high rise flats.
Will you still care for me?
No, no, no, no,
I don't fucking think so, I don't fucking think so,
I don't fucking think so, I don't fucking think so,
I don't fucking think so, I don't fucking think so,
you're just gonna let it go
I just wanna know

You say you're a beautiful woman
but I've got something to say
I've been to the factory
where woman are made
and I've seen what they do to them
I've seen what they put inside
and now I'm going to stay away,
i'm gonna let it go slow
i'm gonna let it go slow
i'm gonna let it go slow
i'm gonna let it go slow
i'm gonna let it go slow
i'm gonna let it go slow
i'm gonna let it go slow
i'm gonna let it go slow
'cos I,
I don't fucking think so, I don't fucking think so,
I don't fucking think so, I don't fucking think so,
I don't fucking think so, I don't fucking think so,
you're just gonna let it go
I just want to know
will you still care for me?


Stationery

i find it hard when my pencil's broken
my best friend given me a book token
but why am i so down whenever you're open
because my lead's gone, my pencil's broken

2, 3, 4,
(?)
(I figured out the words desktop and blue tape and selotape.
Other than that, you can figure it out yourself.) (?)

I find it hard when my pencils broken
My best friend's givin' me a book token
why am i down whenever you're open
why, my lead's gone, pencil's broken

(?)
(It's the same as the first verse.)
(?)

I find it hard when my pencils broken
My best friend's givin' me a book token
why am i down whenever you're open
why, my lead's gone, pencil's broken

Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa

(?)
(Sounds slightly different from the first verse.
I can still make out stuff about selotape though. Something about two polly pocketts?)
(?)

I find it hard when my pencils broken
My best friend's givin' me a book token
why am i down whenever you're open
why, my lead's gone, pencil's broken

A ha ha ha ha
That's all

Well really


All lyrics (p) & 1996 DOZY BOZONE RECORDS.

All lyrics interpreted and written by Adam Perry, Christopher Friend and Richard Beere.
As they were worked out by ear they may be wrong in places.