week year F*CKING MILLENIUM!
 

Disclaimer: Bragging and fantasizing of worldly riches herein are somewhat overblown (I should make a tenner, probably). I can dream though, and it’s still find of the century. Consequently, strong language ahead.
 

You know, some days, you’re just lost for words.

Any other day, I’d start off with a brand new, sealed copy of Ulysses 31, and think “wow”. And it’d take price of place for the rest of the week.

Today, I got home having forgotten it was even in my bag. In fact, every damn thing I bought seems to have made me forget the last previous amazement, and I only realised the enormity of the greatness of 19th June 2010 when unpacking a few minutes ago. And I’m currently still in shock. So…

Where to start. There’s that sealed Ulysses 31 full DVD boxset, my favourite cartoon as a kid, worth silly prices even used. Meh, next.

Hogs Of War, PC game. A cult classic on the PS1, no idea what it does on the PC, but it’s gonna be nothing if not a better game with a mouse and keyboard. No sign of the sequel yet…

Final Fantasy VI - RPGer’s favourite, last seen being harassed by a jiggly puff. The highlight of many a hoarding trip. Not today.

Psychonauts PS2, Silent Hill 1 PS1 (the movie’s great, btw), Earthworm Jim MD cart… run of the mill, really.

Ok, how about those posters? Those things I ask every damn store I go in to for, and everyone’s “sent them back to head office”? Well here’s a few. Just a load of Square Enix stuff, nothing special, like (!). Oh and an Resident Evil 5 card cube display, just incase the posters weren’t enough. Total cost? I think, maybe, about minus £3.00 after some weird discounting from a store that swears they’re not closing down, just getting rid of their entire contents .

Nah, who cares about posters. Game Boy Micro? Doesn’t get more than a single line.

Ladies and gentlement, the money shot.

No, really. The “goddamn I’m fucking rich!”$!£”431111” Money shot.

The “more expensive than god” money shot.

Yes, Knuckles Chaotix 32x. Hands down the single most expensive game I’ve ever owned. Possibly, outside crazy land of super-rare collectibles, one of the most expensive games you can buy right now. The price I paid? Lets just say, more than the asking price .

Coming to an auction near you soon. Maybe. The posters are going on my wall though, they’re ace. No wait, the GB Micro’s ace. Actually FF VI’s ace. Wait wait… it’s god damn SEALED! Ulysses’s ace! Oh but hogs of war… FECKIN CHAOTIX111 omg *implodes*